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(403): You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn’t lose you if you went pee in the dark.
(309): Let’s not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
(509): Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
(651): I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt.
(281): Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I’m gonna get laid. She’s by far the coolest sister you have.
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