textsfromlastnight.com on your dashboard var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-3872781-5"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @txtsfrmlstnght)http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/(954): I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey “see you thursday”. I seriously have issues <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/y0V70xmTPAfUSdVwkkks6XQ8Ap4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/y0V70xmTPAfUSdVwkkks6XQ8Ap4/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/y0V70xmTPAfUSdVwkkks6XQ8Ap4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/y0V70xmTPAfUSdVwkkks6XQ8Ap4/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=tS1ObL4-bc4:3R54EPmGUeg:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=tS1ObL4-bc4:3R54EPmGUeg:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=tS1ObL4-bc4:3R54EPmGUeg:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=tS1ObL4-bc4:3R54EPmGUeg:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=tS1ObL4-bc4:3R54EPmGUeg:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=tS1ObL4-bc4:3R54EPmGUeg:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=tS1ObL4-bc4:3R54EPmGUeg:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/tS1ObL4-bc4" height="1" width="1"/>http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256950094http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256950094Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:21:10 -0500(773): I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eNobWEe1AIJdMxGKjaB_IGskfE4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eNobWEe1AIJdMxGKjaB_IGskfE4/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eNobWEe1AIJdMxGKjaB_IGskfE4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eNobWEe1AIJdMxGKjaB_IGskfE4/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=VHlCmd3Uy28:u1nmwrGWol0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=VHlCmd3Uy28:u1nmwrGWol0:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=VHlCmd3Uy28:u1nmwrGWol0:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=VHlCmd3Uy28:u1nmwrGWol0:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=VHlCmd3Uy28:u1nmwrGWol0:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=VHlCmd3Uy28:u1nmwrGWol0:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=VHlCmd3Uy28:u1nmwrGWol0:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/VHlCmd3Uy28" height="1" width="1"/>http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256950080http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256950080Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:21:09 -0500(847): can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at… <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oSQbl-d3eMxyvreF23HGHx3simA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oSQbl-d3eMxyvreF23HGHx3simA/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oSQbl-d3eMxyvreF23HGHx3simA/1/da"><img 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<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/mj_Fx1bW3bA" height="1" width="1"/>http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256950085http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256950085Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:21:09 -0500(980): I’m going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-oUUO6Z7lR7e8_fh-F8J_yhI1qQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-oUUO6Z7lR7e8_fh-F8J_yhI1qQ/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-oUUO6Z7lR7e8_fh-F8J_yhI1qQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-oUUO6Z7lR7e8_fh-F8J_yhI1qQ/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=K1Cr-i9T_Gw:wmtZTxQ7KWA:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=K1Cr-i9T_Gw:wmtZTxQ7KWA:qj6IDK7rITs"><img 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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple’s makeout sessions <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3JFimur8K2MU5YEvsQmTlPDMLCY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3JFimur8K2MU5YEvsQmTlPDMLCY/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3JFimur8K2MU5YEvsQmTlPDMLCY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3JFimur8K2MU5YEvsQmTlPDMLCY/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=1cstg0WMN58:CaW0CaXCUEU:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=1cstg0WMN58:CaW0CaXCUEU:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=1cstg0WMN58:CaW0CaXCUEU:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=1cstg0WMN58:CaW0CaXCUEU:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=1cstg0WMN58:CaW0CaXCUEU:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=1cstg0WMN58:CaW0CaXCUEU:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=1cstg0WMN58:CaW0CaXCUEU:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/1cstg0WMN58" height="1" width="1"/>http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256883744http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256883744Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:50:40 -0500(650): you went into starbucks asked for a mocha “on the rocks” <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X2fN2IiwI6nZIrn0JsKqRCT_a84/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X2fN2IiwI6nZIrn0JsKqRCT_a84/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X2fN2IiwI6nZIrn0JsKqRCT_a84/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X2fN2IiwI6nZIrn0JsKqRCT_a84/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=zk9XiM8u51o:MRvFvoxj9J8:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=zk9XiM8u51o:MRvFvoxj9J8:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=zk9XiM8u51o:MRvFvoxj9J8:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=zk9XiM8u51o:MRvFvoxj9J8:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=zk9XiM8u51o:MRvFvoxj9J8:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=zk9XiM8u51o:MRvFvoxj9J8:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=zk9XiM8u51o:MRvFvoxj9J8:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/zk9XiM8u51o" height="1" width="1"/>http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256883742http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256883742Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:50:40 -0500(810): I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the “std slime”, i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lfbAnLmEhw51pfC2pF4Ru_m8TIk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lfbAnLmEhw51pfC2pF4Ru_m8TIk/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lfbAnLmEhw51pfC2pF4Ru_m8TIk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lfbAnLmEhw51pfC2pF4Ru_m8TIk/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=HAZzxdIPO2Y:GYgdUV3f93Q:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=HAZzxdIPO2Y:GYgdUV3f93Q:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=HAZzxdIPO2Y:GYgdUV3f93Q:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=HAZzxdIPO2Y:GYgdUV3f93Q:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=HAZzxdIPO2Y:GYgdUV3f93Q:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=HAZzxdIPO2Y:GYgdUV3f93Q:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=HAZzxdIPO2Y:GYgdUV3f93Q:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/HAZzxdIPO2Y" height="1" width="1"/>http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256819170http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256819170Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:09:26 -0500(970): What did you want me to do? You know I don’t like fat people. I’m an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I’m drunk<br/> (1-970): That doesn’t make it okay! You tried kicking the girl’s mom out where we were having the party at! <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lLPsxMv61k9ra4F-XyFS5xayuXc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lLPsxMv61k9ra4F-XyFS5xayuXc/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lLPsxMv61k9ra4F-XyFS5xayuXc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lLPsxMv61k9ra4F-XyFS5xayuXc/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=YIzv-FWX4n8:9f7lesV_sgQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=YIzv-FWX4n8:9f7lesV_sgQ:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=YIzv-FWX4n8:9f7lesV_sgQ:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=YIzv-FWX4n8:9f7lesV_sgQ:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=YIzv-FWX4n8:9f7lesV_sgQ:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=YIzv-FWX4n8:9f7lesV_sgQ:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=YIzv-FWX4n8:9f7lesV_sgQ:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/YIzv-FWX4n8" height="1" width="1"/>http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256610700http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256610700Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:16:46 -0500(321): you made me “pop lock and drop it” as a sobriety test last night.. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dFsZAfpBYx31dWcGl5vRRNIWY2k/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dFsZAfpBYx31dWcGl5vRRNIWY2k/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dFsZAfpBYx31dWcGl5vRRNIWY2k/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/dFsZAfpBYx31dWcGl5vRRNIWY2k/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=UPO2gAdIgr4:36xvneppREc:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=UPO2gAdIgr4:36xvneppREc:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=UPO2gAdIgr4:36xvneppREc:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=UPO2gAdIgr4:36xvneppREc:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=UPO2gAdIgr4:36xvneppREc:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=UPO2gAdIgr4:36xvneppREc:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=UPO2gAdIgr4:36xvneppREc:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/UPO2gAdIgr4" height="1" width="1"/>http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256187161http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256187161Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:01:46 -0500(502): I told her I was team Edward. I haven’t gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/g1aJQ61U1KNfI0TigSRi51SMG5k/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/g1aJQ61U1KNfI0TigSRi51SMG5k/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/g1aJQ61U1KNfI0TigSRi51SMG5k/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/g1aJQ61U1KNfI0TigSRi51SMG5k/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=arc5OWyzxW8:_ozGpj4I4yc:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=arc5OWyzxW8:_ozGpj4I4yc:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=arc5OWyzxW8:_ozGpj4I4yc:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=arc5OWyzxW8:_ozGpj4I4yc:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=arc5OWyzxW8:_ozGpj4I4yc:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=arc5OWyzxW8:_ozGpj4I4yc:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=arc5OWyzxW8:_ozGpj4I4yc:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/arc5OWyzxW8" height="1" width="1"/>http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256187158http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256187158Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:01:46 -0500(312): i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting……..he totally bought it <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ptAyC8H8AdKhCZaZEcfHbZmuuig/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ptAyC8H8AdKhCZaZEcfHbZmuuig/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ptAyC8H8AdKhCZaZEcfHbZmuuig/1/da"><img 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<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/T64rzVRuqFI" height="1" width="1"/>http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256103122http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256103122Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:40:06 -0500(410): i know we’re in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/K8db0XfZMVP4zNk5Zi2AX9ub4BM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/K8db0XfZMVP4zNk5Zi2AX9ub4BM/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/K8db0XfZMVP4zNk5Zi2AX9ub4BM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/K8db0XfZMVP4zNk5Zi2AX9ub4BM/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=6cyw6be9WIM:pD3vT4w-1LQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=6cyw6be9WIM:pD3vT4w-1LQ:qj6IDK7rITs"><img 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border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=7zl77PgSu4E:zhIBWwpBmXU:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/7zl77PgSu4E" height="1" width="1"/>http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256103128http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256103128Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:40:06 -0500(806): Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RhhF1Br9EEiYw3pP5Ld8GJng3G0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RhhF1Br9EEiYw3pP5Ld8GJng3G0/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RhhF1Br9EEiYw3pP5Ld8GJng3G0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RhhF1Br9EEiYw3pP5Ld8GJng3G0/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=IAko2QrkVxo:-vefjBaNQS4:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=IAko2QrkVxo:-vefjBaNQS4:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=IAko2QrkVxo:-vefjBaNQS4:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=IAko2QrkVxo:-vefjBaNQS4:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=IAko2QrkVxo:-vefjBaNQS4:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=IAko2QrkVxo:-vefjBaNQS4:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=IAko2QrkVxo:-vefjBaNQS4:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/IAko2QrkVxo" height="1" width="1"/>http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256103130http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256103130Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:40:06 -0500(718): walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :) <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xzWIVcxlH28J5DH-vF18TrWq3qo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xzWIVcxlH28J5DH-vF18TrWq3qo/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xzWIVcxlH28J5DH-vF18TrWq3qo/1/da"><img 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<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/dBfFmreK-KE" height="1" width="1"/>http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256018677http://txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com/post/256018677Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:16:35 -0500(646): vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kDwWFG-IB2gOLBaSn3GaOdHdZoE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kDwWFG-IB2gOLBaSn3GaOdHdZoE/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kDwWFG-IB2gOLBaSn3GaOdHdZoE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kDwWFG-IB2gOLBaSn3GaOdHdZoE/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=kyfqWbUaGKA:ezX7C-u4zHw:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=kyfqWbUaGKA:ezX7C-u4zHw:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a 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